Thursday, March 09, 2006

For The Record...

uh, some might've taken that last one the wrong way. I'm not gay. I like to [blank] women. when i'm getting my [blank] [blanked], I want to be able to fondle a pair of [blanks], not a pair of [blanks]. I enjoy [blanking] [blank] on a woman, even if i'm not completely sure what I'm doing, it's still infinitely better than [blanking] a [blank]. and the thought of [blanking] my [blank] into her [blank] is way more appealing than the thought of [blanking] a guy in the [blank]. Sure, it's nice getting attention paid to me by the nicest folk in the world, the gays, but it's nothing compared to that little fire of hope when a girl looks at me and i'm wondering does she? doesn't she? maybe this time?

Which is why I'll pay to go on a cruise full of drunken female chiros, but you have to pay me, and pay me well to work on a bar for 13 hours. if it's a fun shift, fine, but I'm not giving out my number and you've got a snowball's in hell of getting some lovin'.

looking east on town hall corner.at another time of the day, it could be done without the pole, might look a little better. posted by Keegan at 10:19 pm

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