Friday, March 31, 2006

Better Get A Lawyer Son...

Hah, I'm a terrorist again. i got called up on the bus, because apparently the Americans aren't playing properly, and there was a dozen roles left untended this time round in the simulation. So Al-Zarqawi is back: and this time it's personal. The Americans are meaningless in this latest wave of sectarian violance, and the aim here is to expand the Sunni Territories to include this groovy little oil field in the north east of baghdad. blow up a mosque or two, a bit of a Shi'ite Pogrom, and before you know it, Sunni Arabia will be the richest state to emerge from the ashes of Iraq. groovy.

At the same time, I'm Prime Minister of Israel. no, there's no conflict of interest at all, what the hell are you on about? Just because i'm pushing for a west bank withdrawal... It's pretty odd being in government, but I could get used to this. especially when i've got the other parties begging to join a coalition. with me? you all want to be my friend? of course, they want something else, but hey, who doesn't?

I'm keeping up the Last Party too, already written 350wds of the next entry. it's 500 a pop, if you were wondering. posted by Keegan at 9:09 am

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