Tuesday, September 06, 2005

On The Subject Of Shaving.

There are two basic ways a dude'll shave, if he knows how. There's the method endorsed by the queer eye for the straight guy chaps, shaving with the grain. This method keeps a bloke's skin healthy, and gives one the appearance called clean shaven.

however, a guy may, from time to time, shave against the grain. This method is punishing on the skin, generates a higher risk of shaving cuts, and while bearable with a fresh razor, and it can get nasty without sufficent pre-shave preparation.

so why would a guy shave against the grain? for at least half a day after the shave, he'll be as smooth as a baby's proverbial. If he's gone through these trials and tribulations, there should be warranted hope for something in that half day to make it all worthwhile.

But, as the philosophers say, I Can't Get No Satisfaction.
posted by Keegan at 6:47 pm

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